Posted 1 day ago

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

(Source: best-of-memes)

Posted 1 day ago

zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
pillsheelsandstories:

Rimada blends grotesque imagery like hearts, bones, and brains with vibrant flowers and other elements that can only be described as beautiful, an aesthetic that he refers to as an ”Art Nouveau, surrealist-contemporary style.”

One of Rimada’s recent projects is this portrait in-progress of Lana Del Rey. Rimada used a photo of the songstress as a reference and attached a dope skeletal body to her head with blue and read flowers where most of her internal organs should be, and a grim half-heart, half-skull in her chest above what appears to be a martini glass. The portrait is wildly inventive and stunning, and we can’t wait to see the finished product. 

❥Lana Del Rey ⋆ My Edits❥

pillsheelsandstories:

Rimada blends grotesque imagery like hearts, bones, and brains with vibrant flowers and other elements that can only be described as beautiful, an aesthetic that he refers to as an ”Art Nouveau, surrealist-contemporary style.”

One of Rimada’s recent projects is this portrait in-progress of Lana Del Rey. Rimada used a photo of the songstress as a reference and attached a dope skeletal body to her head with blue and read flowers where most of her internal organs should be, and a grim half-heart, half-skull in her chest above what appears to be a martini glass. The portrait is wildly inventive and stunning, and we can’t wait to see the finished product. 

Lana Del Rey ⋆ My Edits❥

Posted 2 days ago

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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Posted 2 days ago

shyghost:

the world already caters to you and values you. you can handle one website discussing things without you.

Posted 2 days ago

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

Posted 2 days ago

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

(Source: myunproductiveparadise)

Posted 2 days ago

blogilates:

Detox Water for Craving Control & Beautiful Skin

- 1 to 2 L of water
- 1 lemon
- 5 strawberries sliced
- 1 apple sliced
- handful of fresh mint leaves
- 1 tsp of cinnamon
- handful of ice

Because this drink tastes so good, I’m drinking tons of water and am feeling great! Wonderful for detoxing from yesterday’s meal which was so sodium laden that I felt all shriveled up inside. Here are the benefits of this concoction. Make it for yourself and tell me what you think! You can let it sit overnight to maximize the flavor profile.

Cinnamon: improves circulation, thins blood, and manages blood sugar levels. Results in fewer sugar cravings so you eat less and can control calorie intake.

Apple: vitamin c also known as absorbic acid synthesizes collagen which can help your skin look better. It also helps repair and maintain bones and teeth and helps heal wounds swiftly.

Strawberries: help fight carcinogens and contains anti aging properties such as biotin and antioxidant ellagic acid which helps prevent sagging skin.

Mint: helps to improve digestion and gets rid of stomach cramps.

Lemon: stimulates the digestive track and helps with constipation.

Posted 3 days ago
sk1n-and-b0nes:

tattoo and piercing blog

sk1n-and-b0nes:

tattoo and piercing blog

(Source: zepsternerd)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

What if Donna used the lottery money to open a business.

baconowltimelordflamespond:

reginaisthegoodone:

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I need you to order lunch for ten people, prepare the meeting room for 10am and make sure there are some biscuits with the coffee. Try not screw up this time.

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Oh my god, that’s Donna.

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She’s not supposed to see me.

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Oi, you, why are you hiding under the desk.

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I’ve just dropped a pen, Miss Noble.

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It’s Mrs. Temple-Noble. And I see no pen. So watch it. 

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Of course. Yes. Brilliant. Wonderful. 

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Bonkers. He’s bonkers.

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I miss you so much.

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Posted 3 days ago

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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Posted 3 days ago

tthecaptainandthesergeant:

Jeremy Renner + what we can expect from Hawkeye in Age of Ultron

Do you think he’s a little bitter about Hawkeye being possessed for 90% of the first movie?

(Source: clintofbartons)

Posted 4 days ago